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Steve is brought into Prison Cell 606.
Already there is a long-time resident named Myron who looks 100 years old.
Steve looks at Myron inquiringly.
Myron says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley.
I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."
Steve asked, "What happened?"
Myron responds... "One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!" | 
